omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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