I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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