I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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