yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
dude. I can hear the air.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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