I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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