Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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