Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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