your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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