The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
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you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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