Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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