It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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