I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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