Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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