yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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