How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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