btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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