I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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