I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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