apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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