so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
They have beer where we have blood.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I currently don't understand fingers.
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