yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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