yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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