Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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