So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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