Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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