So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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