Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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