Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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