8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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