She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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