i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Dick very happy bro
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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