And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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