He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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