Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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