You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Gay?
German.
Pity.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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