VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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