This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I am naked and annoyed.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
