did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We had to coat check the pizza.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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