So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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