Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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