once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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