yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
