have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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