I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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