Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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