I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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