No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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