Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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