Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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