in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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