all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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