Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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