Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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