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  I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?

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  haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.

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  ... oops

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• (817): View more from Texas

  don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth

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  I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.

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  you slept with him again didn't you

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  you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her

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• (650): View more from California

  i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?

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