what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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