Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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