There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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