if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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